(Botched jobs and Diet Coke heads.)
Photo: ladygaga.com
Photo: ladygaga.com
Want to make The Best Fucking Video Ever? Grab these ingredients and follow these simple instructions. It's easier than making a dance sandwich. (I promise).
Video a la Gaga
- 2 cups of Gaga
- a hint of Beyonce
- 1 tbsp of Thelma and Louise
- a steamin' hot cup of Tarantino
- a pinch of Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle
- 1 tsp of Jailhouse (Glitter) Rock
- 1 pair of smokin' hot shades
- 2 empty cans of Diet Coke
- 1 Plenty of Fish cameo
- 2 large fuzzy dice
- a jar of poisoned honey
- as much Miracle Whip as humanly possible
- 1/5 of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Mix in large, sparkly bowl to taste. Serve as many times as humanly possible.
Mood Music: "Fooled Around and Fell in Love" by Elvin Bishop
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