Edward: "You're like my own personal brand of heroin."
Buffy: "What, are you twelve?"
What would happen if Buffy Summers met Edward Cullen? Let's just say Mr. Hunky and Sparkly wouldn't be getting very many smoochies from the Buffster. In fact, the only date I think this Angel-Lite (I don't care if Stephenie Meyer has never seen Buffy, the boy's just a trenchcoat and a couple 1,000 kills away from getting cursed by a pack of gypsies) would get in Sunnydale would be with Mr. Pointy.
P.S. - In other Buffy news, am I the only one totally pumped for the Once More With Feeling at the Bloor?
Mood Music: Oh! Sweet Nuthin' by The Velvet Underground