Bub-licious!

They're dorky. They're dreamy (I'm talkin' to you, Emile Hirsch-y lead boy on "Sweet Caroline'!). They love sweater vests. They dig Styx. They understand the fine art of interpretive dance. And they sing acapella!

Meet my new boyfriends, the amazingly adorkable Beelzebubs.

P.S. - It's official, I'm transferring to Tufts.

Mood Music: "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by the Glee Cast

HOLY MAN-WICH!: Edward Cullen meets Hirsch-y Kisses!

SCHWING!!!

I've never even remotely had an urge to be Peaches Geldolf until right now. Even despite the fact that my boys are either totally hammered or ridiculously bored in this pictoral.

P.S. - Rumor has it, Emile is going to be doing a Hamlet remake with Catherine Hardwicke and the producers of American Beauty and Milk! I'm sure people will hate it, but I'm prety much positive I will be in love with it.

Mood Music: "Don't Let Me Stop You" by Kelly Clarkson

Happy Hirsch-y Kisses Day!

It's Hirsch-y Kisses Day! No, I'm not talking about the fact that today brings an abundance of delicious chocolate Easter treats (although that is a very true, and very wonderful fact). I'm talking about man candy - or more specifically, my boyfriend Emile Hirsch.

Just Jared just posted an Emile-filled Easter treat on his site. The post included several sweet pictorals of Hirsch-y going out on the town with some festive pink shoelaces (so random, but so awesome). Although I love me some Emile photo action, the real treat was the video that accompanied the post.

Joel Madden recently posted a YouTube vid (check it out here) asking Emile to join him and other celebs in The Rescue, a 100-city rally against the kidnapping of child soldiers in Uganda and Congo that is occurring on April 25th . Joel says he thought of Emile for this project because "he actually really cares about Africa" and "he really means it". He goes on to reference Emile's Men's Health article (read it now!) about his trip to Congo and his work in Africa. In between these serious messages, there are flashes of photos of Emile just being his sexy self. It is, in a word, fantastic.

In other Emile news, this new poster for Taking Woodstock is tripping me out!!!

P.S. - Happy Easter! :-)

Mood Music: "Mother of Pearl" by Roxy Music

Is your green army jacket the only thing keepin' you warm tonight? Emile? Emile? Emile? You're my dirty man candy, Emile.

Hirsch-y Kisses + Denny not having weird ghost-sex with Izzie + Liev Schreiber in drag (!) + Ang Lee + boys in army jackets + Jonathan Groff, he's such a frizzy-wigged radical! + my future father-in-law Eugene Levy + most important musical festival in history = I just jizzed in my pants.

August 14 is too frickin' far away.

P.S. - I am a threat to national security according to Google. I searched "taking woodstock trailer" and it took me to a page that said "Your query looks similar to automated requests from a computer virus or spyware application. To protect our users, we can't process your request right now. We apologize for the inconvience and we hope we'll see you again on Google". Have I just been banned from the most popular search engine of the times because I wanted to get my Emile on? This is the defintion of injustice.

P.P.S - Take a long-winded gander at these pictorals. Is it just me or is Hirsch-y channeling Leo DiCaprio in Romeo + Juliet?

Mood Music: "Annie Waits" - Ben Folds Five