Bear Jew/Not even half a Jew.

 

I lost my Ray Bans getting thisclose to Hostel/Hostel II director Eli Roth last night. Needless to say, my mom was extremely proud.

Mood Music: "O Katrina!" by The Black Lips

Jason Segel, I love YOU, man!

(Sigh.)

(Jason, I just wanna hold YOU.)

(I want to ride HIS bicycle..)

That's it. Jason, we're getting married. Right now. You can even bring your puppets. I don't care who's there. I just need to get my hands on your frecklelicious bod.

Mood Music: "Here Comes the Sun" by The Beatles

Someone's been eating sandwiches...

This video made my day. It is physically impossible for these boys not to make something ridiculously fall-on-the-floor-and-convulse-like-mad hilarious.

The only thing that makes it more hilarious is the some of the comments people have made about it. Someone said that Jason Segel must have made like Nick Andopolis and "eaten some sandwiches" before the interview. So true! I mean, who gets giggly over someone bringing them non-existant bread ("I'm so hungry")? Oh wait, me.

P.S. - Gideon the unicorn will haunt your dreams!

P.P.S - Jason, what's with the hobo hairdo? Not loving it.

Mood Music: "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus

Happy Hirsch-y Kisses Day!

It's Hirsch-y Kisses Day! No, I'm not talking about the fact that today brings an abundance of delicious chocolate Easter treats (although that is a very true, and very wonderful fact). I'm talking about man candy - or more specifically, my boyfriend Emile Hirsch.

Just Jared just posted an Emile-filled Easter treat on his site. The post included several sweet pictorals of Hirsch-y going out on the town with some festive pink shoelaces (so random, but so awesome). Although I love me some Emile photo action, the real treat was the video that accompanied the post.

Joel Madden recently posted a YouTube vid (check it out here) asking Emile to join him and other celebs in The Rescue, a 100-city rally against the kidnapping of child soldiers in Uganda and Congo that is occurring on April 25th . Joel says he thought of Emile for this project because "he actually really cares about Africa" and "he really means it". He goes on to reference Emile's Men's Health article (read it now!) about his trip to Congo and his work in Africa. In between these serious messages, there are flashes of photos of Emile just being his sexy self. It is, in a word, fantastic.

In other Emile news, this new poster for Taking Woodstock is tripping me out!!!

P.S. - Happy Easter! :-)

Mood Music: "Mother of Pearl" by Roxy Music